EXCITED ABOUT: CRAWL BITCH CRAWL

It’s very rare that we whack a trailer on this blog. But it’s also very rare that we get excited about a trailer. Therefore, it goes without saying, the trailer below demands your full attention. Not because it’s a nerve-shredding nugget of invigoration, but because it has one of the best titles in the history of titles. And yes, we’re guessing it isn’t a romcom.

Crawl Bitch Crawl, directed by Oklahoma Ward, follows an elite security team assigned the task of protecting the last known woman who can become pregnant, but find themselves caught in an endless claustrophobic underground tunnel system. The team soon learns that the real horror is not the unstoppable creature chasing them, but the ever growing smaller tunnel itself.

But we like the monster. And we love the trailer. So take a look at it for yourself, and keep your eyes peeled on this blog because we’ll be one of the first to review it. Will it be the fist-clenching, breath-holding, claustrophobic thrill-ride we’ve been promised? It’s called Crawl Bitch Crawl. What’s not to like?