An unidentified aircraft is spotted approaching the White
House so the Secret Service rush the President, his cabinet and visiting
officials to the safety of the presidential bunker. The White House is under
aerial and ground attack, and nobody - it would seem - can do a thing to stop
it. Using his inside knowledge, a one-man fighting machine - in the wrong place
at the wrong time - breaches the White House's increasingly compromised
security to discover that the President has been taken hostage.
He has just made
contact with The Pentagon for the first time...
INT. THE PENTAGON -
EARLY AFTERNOON
OFFICIAL
I'm sorry. What did
you say your name was again?
MIKE BANNING
I'm Gerard Butler.
OFFICIAL
Gerard who?
MIKE BANNING
Gerard Butler. I was
the leading man in RocknRolla, Bounty Hunter and P.S. I Love You?
OFFICIAL
Never heard of you.
We were expecting Bruce Willis. Steven Seagal at the very least.
MIKE BANNING
I was in 300...
OFFICIAL
Oh. That guy. I
didn't recognise you in colour. You're the shepherd from Greece, right?
MIKE DANNING
No, I'm Scottish.
OFFICIAL
Scottish, sure.
That's the little town in England, right?
MIKE BANNING
(Agitated)
I'm not from England.
I'm from Scotland.
OFFICIAL
Scotland. Right.
(Beat)
Where's that again?
MIKE BANNING
We have castles and
haggis. Guys that wear skirts. Our capital was built on seven hills. Like Rome,
but less pasta.
OFFICIAL
...?
MIKE BANNING
FREEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOMM!!!!! F*ck.
OFFICIAL
Oh, that Scotland! Got'ya.
Sorry about the misunderstanding soldier. It's good to hear from you. If you
get back in one piece, we'll throw another shrimp on the barbie. You'd like
that, wouldn't you sir?
The OFFICIAL hears a slapping sound on the other end of the
speaker.
INT. PRESEDENTIAL
BUNKER - SOMETIME LATER
MIKE BANNING, after killing maybe 300 North Koreans without
even breaking a sweat, discovers the president and frees him from his captors.
PRESIDENT
Say, aren't you the
guy in Movie 43?
MIKE BANNING shoots the President. Then himself. Probably.
Olympus has Fallen, from the director of Training Day, is
the best Die Hard film never made. Quite why we had to sit through A Good Day
to Die Hard when we could have had John McClane saving the President is beyond
me. The effects look rushed, it has to be said, but the action is relentless,
bloody and loud. Gerard Butler really should stick to making action movies
because it's clearly what he does best.
He's joined by the likes of Morgan
Freeman, Aaron Eckhart and Angela Bassett for this preposterous, but undoubtedly
entertaining, action thriller that takes itself a little too seriously at times.
The first act especially is particularly gruesome. Rick Yune is cool, calm and
deadly as the dastardly villain, and Morgan tells it exactly how it is. Especially
when it comes to coffee. It will be interesting to see what Roland Emmerich has
in store with White House Down, but this will definitely do for now. Lower your
expectations and enjoy it for what it is. Recommended. AW
Nice review. Granted, it is entertaining to watch, but there's stuff like fake-looking CGI and shaky cam in some parts that get in the way. Still, it can be a very, very fun ride.
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